Giles was not expecting a “husband application letter” in her mailbox from Mitch the next day!
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Here's his letter in all its glory:
Dear Miss Giles!
I wish to apply for the position of future husband, currently being advertised on your profile. Please find my suitability statement below:
As you may guess I have currently zero experience in the official husband industry, but I believe the knowledge and skills built up during my lifetime make me the right/perfect candidate for the role.
From reading your role requirements it's easy to see that I have covered many of the items and have more than suitable experience for your needs.
Firstly, you will be telling me to sit still most of the time as I am always on the move thinking of fun activities to do. Following a long day of being mature yet silly I am more than confident I will meet your needs of being a good cuddler for a cosy night in with the sweets and films. (Top tea maker too) 'I can be supportive in all ways and I'll be there to spot you on the weights. Compliments will come with ease, but you will have to take my word on the affectionate, good hair play and not have skinny thighs will be proved all at the same time if you get my draft. And finally the fact I have written this means I can handle/go along with the banter. To touch on your last requirement, as you are aware I have just driven back from down south with no serious collisions covers being the driver to different cities.
Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hopefully progressing to the telephone interview with you and discussing my application further.
Yours sincerely, Mitch.